Sorry, I think my brain has stopped working...
Right, hands up who likes those superb pidgin-English instruction manuals where you have to “insert carefully the batteries. Wrong way around! No for damage!”Well now it looks like the guy who writes those manuals is doing press releases too. Here, for your enjoyment is the full, utterly un-edited press release for some game I’ve not heard of.
WARRIORS vs. BOSS in Tales of Pirates for Easter Day
Upon annual Easter Day, all the creatures will wake up as well as the Evil. After reliving, Evil Beast reaches his hand to the God blessed TOP World. (http://www.talesofpirates.com)
You can't believe it. Just in a flash, all pawns of Evil Beast revive. In this holy Easter all creature will be blessed by God. However, how can the Evil gain the God's mana? We can't wait to go through the dense fog. It is important to protect our village and resist the evil’s invasion. Warriors, time for battle. Take along with your weapons, go and kill the Evil Boss.
Period:
5.00 AM April, 8th – 5.00 AM April, 9th (EST)
Generals:
This is an in-game event. GMs will inform the exact site of the Boss when the event commences， then players can go and kill it to take the precious items it drops. During the event, all servers will open double experience and double drop rate to make you enjoy the game furthest.
Rewards:
Limited edition of precious items from Boss drops
Rules:
GMs will announce the event launching in-game at Easter Day. All participators go to the pointed site to find the Boss.
Those who with vicious words will be cancelled qualification.
Those who intent to refresh screen and lead to bad impact on others will be cancelled qualification.
Those who use illegal methods and program will be cancelled qualification.
GMs will take appropriate punish to the informal act and TOP Team reserve the right for the final interpretation.
So, just so we’re clear, anyone who does anything illegal or uses program is disqualified. The rest of you can take along your weapons because, like the release says, I certainly can’t wait to go through the dense fog...
Right, time to go build these shelves... apparently I have to be ‘pushing with greater force than weight for tab b to be fitting on hole of sided part’ whilst being ‘cautionate of angle to 90 degrees’. Cheers.
