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Tenga launches range of ultimate adult toys for men

by Parm Mann on 17 January 2008, 12:57

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Rolling head cup anyone?

If there are guys out there who get disheartened by the lack of sex toys marketed toward men, this one's for you. If not, keep reading anyhow as this is nothing short of hilarious!

Tenga has announced a new line of toys called "onanism cups" which it claims are "designed to bring you never-before-experienced sensual sensations".

Tenga's very tastefully designed website, showcases the five products pictured below that promise sensations such as "deep throat", "soft tube", "rolling head", "double hole" and "air cushion". Seriously, I couldn't make this up if I tried.

I won't tell you how exactly they work, and lets face it, it doesn't take a whole lot of imagination. But I will tell you that each device is unique in its own way, the "deep throat cup" for example will actually make slurping sounds. I'll let you browse the Tenga website for yourselves to find out what the other cups are capable of.

Tenga Onanism Cups

Bad news for the lonelier gents out there though, these onanism cups are only available in Japan right now. If you do manage to get hold of one however, be vary wary of this little notice taken from Tenga's FAQs:

Q: Is TENGA onanicup disposable?
A: Yes. TENGA onanicup series are all disposable. These are not for using repeatedly by rinsing out. It's not only because of hygienic aspect, but also because we'd like you to enjoy TENGA's outstanding feeling.

I'd be terrified to put a finger in one of these things, let alone anything else. Don't worry though, we're doing our utmost to get our very own Taser-testing Nick to try one of these for HEXUS TV. Rumour has it, he's partial to the rolling head.

Official produce page: Tenga.com



HEXUS Forums :: 18 Comments

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I think this means it's time to chuck the blow up sheep out - it's so 1980's - and bag myself some new sex swag. Now these look interesting. I'll kindly volunteer to test.
Please don't let Nick test them on the .tv show.

PLEASE.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NOOOo
I think HEXUS.tv's Eren is better placed to comment on Tenga's competition, the Fleshlight…
Thought I would reply to your thread because Tenga is now available in the UK. We are the UK distributors for Tenga Onacups and you can view and purchase all our products on our website editied out by Zak

If Nick or Eren would like to test our products out please contact me and I will send a sample, trust me they will have the time of their life!
*The stunned silence*