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UK to dole out laptops, broadband to unemployed

by Sylvie Barak on 3 December 2009, 09:27

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He added that JobCentres needed to "move into the 21st century" by embracing new technology.

Getting as excited as a middle aged mother discovering the joys of harassing her kids via text message, the government reckons it can also send out job vacancies to people's mobile phones. We expect them to read something like this:

LOOKNG FR TRNSLTR 2 HLP UNDRSTND D YOOF OF TDY. PLZ APPLY HR IF U FIL U HV TH SKLLS RQRD.

Knight even advocated using chat rooms for unemployed folk to gather in and have a natter about their efforts together in a warm, fuzzy environment.

"You could log on to a Jobcentre Plus group and chat online to people in your area who are looking for work - these groups would be self-defining but could, for example, be groups of mums and dads returning to work, people looking for a job after being off sick, people looking for part-time work - however customers defined themselves - but crucially allowing them mutual support," he said.

Bless. Sounds wonderful, but I'm only available to chat after watching hours of LOLCATZ on YouTube and my Dr. Phil/Oprah marathon streamed over my new laptop and free broadband.



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Seriously, if they want the internet and a computer they should geta joba nd buy them…. when did having the internet become a necessity? last time i checked it was a luxery item that you had to work for…

this government is taking the pi55!!!!
at this rate, it'll be worth me giving up my job and becoming a bum myself.

really does make a mockery.

“disadvantaged” “low income”

I'm no expert, but low income/disadvantaged isn't really the same boat as unemployed is it. I'm all for helping those struggling to fight poverty, but if you ain't got a job, you ain't getting no luxuries. Or is that just me….thinking you have to work to pay for things like that?
t reckons it can also send out job vacancies to people's mobile phones. We expect them to read something like this:

LOOKNG FR TRNSLTR 2 HLP UNDRSTND D YOOF OF TDY. PLZ APPLY HR IF U FIL U HV TH SKLLS RQRD.

if i want a there/theinq style article i will go to there/theinq tbh :/

oh, and WHY TWO PAGES?
Sorry, but WTF ?

It'll be free beer and fags next…
Can't you just go to the bloody Job Centre to browse for jobs online? How about the library? There is internet access there. This is just a waste of tax payers money, aren't we already paying for bailing out banks?