Umm, sorry, but it’s leaving me cold
Right, I’m probably opening myself up for some major criticism here but I just can’t shake the feeling that GTA IV just isn’t as good as everyone is saying. Sorry, but there it is. I’ve spent the best part of this weekend playing my way through the Xbox 360 version and, well, I’m kind of left wondering what all the fuss is about.Let me walk you through my thinking… Now the opening title sequence is, frankly, brilliant. A nice proper movie style opening with the main credits overlaid over an opening sequence that sets up the story for you. But after a few minutes of actually being into the game, I’m faced with two problems.
First, I just can’t at all relate to Nico, the main character. He looks like that greasy Oasis drop-out chasing Owen Wilson in the film Behind Enemy Lines… and even alludes to the bad things he did in ‘the war’… and seeing as his accent places him from somewhere in the ex-Eastern Bloc, that would tie-in with Behind Enemy Lines too… and that Serbian sniper character, Sasha, was a thoroughly nasty piece of work. So, there’s not much to like about Nico and his plight of being with a lying cousin who told him he had a wonderful mansion, pots of money and girls dripping off each arm.
The next problem is that once again you’re faced with the challenge of building up a criminal empire and beating off all the other underworld scum… just like all the other GTA games before this one. I wouldn’t mind so much if the camera and controls were any good but bugger me, how much harder can you make driving a car? Sure, there’s plenty of different camera views available but none of them are any use except perhaps the bonnet cam and even that gives you a limited front view.
Use any of the trailing cameras and often as not, you be driving around corners blind as the camera has a wonderful lag before it too turns the corner. Of course, you can manually position the camera, which will still eventually settle back to it’s default position. But how stupid is it that you have to be pushing one joystick one way to turn the car and the other in the opposite direction just to see where you’re going?
And now I’ve mentioned cars… oh dear lord. The last time I drove a car that wallowed around on its suspension as much as the cars in GTA, it was a 1978 Renault 5 TL… and going around a roundabout in one of them was as scary as hell… it leaned so much that I seriously considered fitting one of those trapeze things that sailors use to stop boats falling over. And the cars in GTA 4 are pretty much the same. I dunno, maybe Americans like driving around in cars that have marshmallows for suspension, but how the hell are you supposed to get anywhere without a) understeering around every corner and b) not crashing into anything because you can’t bloody see where you’re going anyway?
But when you do finally get wherever you need to, thanks to the handy built in Sat Nav which is a very handy bit of kit, you’re then faced having a fight… which is only marginally better than driving. Seriously, standing on the other side of the room and flicking the joypad with a fishing rod would hardly make any appreciable difference to the fight scenes… The first fisticuffs session has loads of pop-up tips about dodging punches and counter-attacking etc but to be honest, just mash the hell out of the Y button…
And what is it with having to hold the A button to run? I’m sorry, I must be seriously missing the point here but if I wanted to stroll around Liberty City then why bother having me be able to steal cars at all? Yes, I know holding down a button is hardly a life ending chore, but why not just have me run all the time as in the previous games? I’m not a walker, I’m a busy bloke trying to build a criminal empire… this isn’t Grand Theft Ramble for crying out loud.
And speaking of non-action gripes, what’s with all this ‘dating’ stuff? Or, to put a finer point on it, what’s with all this having to take people out for the evening and play games with them so they like you? Yes, I get the idea of it all. I understand that you have to have certain people like you to get missions from them and so on, but hang on a second. How does all this lovey-dovey stuff fit in with the bad-ass attitude from GTA? This is Grand Theft Auto… controversial, no-nonsense, city based exploration-action-driving-shooty-stuff… But at times it felt like The Sims.
So here’s the lowdown from someone who’s played GTA from its top-down 2D days and every incarnation since… GTA 4, whilst absolutely looking better than all the previous versions and having some handy tweaks, feels as if it’s lost its way somewhat. I suppose there’s only so much you can do in the building-a-criminal-empire genre of games and I’ve a feeling that the GTA series peaked with GTA: San Andreas and now, well, it’s all been done. As much as it pains me to say it, it feels like Rockstar are just tweaking for the sake of tweaking.
Sure, GTA 4 may well be the fastest selling game of all time and it’ll be topping the charts the for ages and all that… but I’d be willing to bet that 99% of the people who buy it never get more than halfway through before moving onto something else.
Read the alternative view on GTA IV from HEXUS.gaming's Steven Williamson.