Urrrgh, what a horrendous idea, basically they're turning a bunch of mindless idiots into walking adverts for their brands in turn for a couple of quid's worth of tat.

All those advertising execs must have thought {insert closest seasonal holidays} has come even earlier this year

It never ceases to amaze me how willing some people are to put the intrecate details of their life online for ever, for everyone. Often they are the same people who buy Micheal Moore dvds and say they are devoutly anti-capitalist.

The thing is, ‘those’ types of people (http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/being-a-dickheads-cool) are going to think its great, whilst they get their two for £10 offer on a monday, before 6pm at ASK, because you know it MUST be cooler than Pizza Express.

Now all we need to do is convince those people that they all want to go to a big party at the top of some active volcano and blam, problem solved.