Best netbook I know of for features and customisability… but they are just so damn small, I can't even keep it on my lap and I look comical hunched over it…

CULV lapptop, around 12", with the same sort of add-on features please!

Dual core atom + 11inch 1388x768 screen at sub 300 quid please.

I currently run a 1ghz pentium-M x40, which is fine for everhything apart from HD videos and games. Bring on the upgrades.