If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…
..buy an AMD CPU and double their quarterly revenue!
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to help get a steering wheel. I am starting to get into racing games and the logitech G25 looks nice but it's too expensive for me. £75 off would really help towards it.
I'd by the worlds first 2.66GHz Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600 :D
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I'd by the worlds first 2.66GHz Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600 :D
Updated… :) :beta:
I'd by the worlds first 2.6GHz Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600 :mrgreen:
Use it as an excuse to start my silent PC project. I need a good excuse, every time I do some more research it gets more expensive:)
buy a 4GB ram upgrade and put whatever's left to some more HDD space :)
If I won I'd knock some money off the BFG 260GTX for my first PC build.
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…
…put towards a terabyte hard drive.
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…
.. Keep the wife quiet and let me upgrade my PC this side of christmas!
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…
impress the girls with even more PC Processing POWAAAAAAA!1!1!!one1!1!
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…
..single handedly rescue the British economy. Must be as effective as any official measure ;)
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…
… Catch and tame my very own geek. :vacant:
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…
a, buy a phenom to complete my little project
b, bring my pc out of the dark ages (I call it retro - believe that you'll believe anything) and buy an Abit AM2 board before they turn into rocking horse poop.
if i won i would buy a copy of vista as i could justify it with £75 off ;)
i would sell it to a mate, for £70, and then buy the wife a day out.
then steal the voucher back and use the £75 for my day out :D
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…
buy enough stuff to cause another blackout.
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to……scarify all of the spiders in my room to enable me to browse HEXUS in peace…
…or just knock some money off a GTX260… and then i would Fold for HEXUS with it :D (as my current card doesn't really do alot… :()
but as i have no chance of winning this is more likely:
Good evening, I'm Igor Kravinskyj, and this is a special report from NASA. Strange things are occurring during this important mission to the Moon. As most of the world knows, the astronauts on this mission are studying whether or not it is possible to sneeze on the Moon.
Today, two of the astronauts, TAKTAK and staffsMike, were outside the space shuttle performing tests. The astronauts reported that an alien spacecraft with grimy lights landed next to the space shuttle. Over 9000 aliens left the spacecraft and sneezed over to the astronauts.
Astronaut TAKTAK said, “The aliens are about 42 feet tall, and they have smelly skin. We think they are french, but we are not sure.”
The astronauts have been trying to talk to the aliens. “Communication has been difficult,” astronaut staffsMike told officials at NASA. “The aliens make sounds like sea cows when they are talking.”
The aliens stayed on the Moon for about an hour before they got back into their spacecraft and flew away. Before they left, they gave the astronauts one BFG GTX280 and a T-Shirt saying “Don't tase me bro!”. NASA officials think this is a token of friendship and hope that we see our alien friends again.
I'm Igor Kravinskyj, and this has been a special report. Thank you.
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…
advertise advancetec which includes handing out leaflets,search engine advertising,spyware which will lead you to
www.advancetec.co.uk, and many more.Send me the voucher and you will see an increased traffic upto 110% gaureented.lol:mrgreen:
I would use the money to buy a second gpu, or a watercooling kit (or both)
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…
buy some multi surface cleaner wipes because my PC is filthy and all sticky from those late night ‘gaming’ session playing with my joystick.
I would also buy my sister a new hard-drive as hers has just broked, losing a few videos of baby ducks we had in the garden a few years ago.
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…
Buy the better half some pressies so i can finally convince her to let me upgrade my poor SktA board.
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…
Obtain a facehook!
or…
Rectify Hexus for their constant Grokment.
Two of my favourite words from the Top 10 made up words of Web 3.0 :)
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…
upgrade the gf's ageing cpu, mobo and memory to;
Asrock Wolfdale1333-GLAN/M LGA775 Intel 945GC A2 Core 2 multi- core 1333 FSB integrated VGA DDR2 PCI-E micro ATX Motherboard
£28.00 £28.00
Intel Celeron® D Dual Core E1200 1.6Ghz LGA775 CPU *Retail*
£23.83 £23.83
1GB DDR2 PC2-4200 (533) non-ECC 240 DIMM unbuffered (2 x 512MB Kit)
£10.00 £10.00
Total: £72.65
Not the worlds fastest machine, but certainly faster than then Socket A piece of crap I made from my spare parts bin
I would…
Purchase some low key parts that when assembled produce a PC which overclocks so fast it makes a DeLorean able to travel in time whilst stationary, I'd then go get some other advanced tech from the future…
:crazy:
If I won, I would use my voucher to…
Buy a new processor as I accidentally ate the old one. I will then have enough power to rule the world !!! HA-HA HA-HA-HA ha .:crazy:
If i won, i would use my voucher to…
Buy a new hard drive as this 250 is not enough :P, then buy a new cooler for my cpu to overclock it and whats ever left can go towards a new power supply because i want a silent one :).
If I Won I'd save it and use it when i need it, dont need anything right now. Or, ill use it to buy something for my brother.
Btw lol at the tame a geek one!
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…
buy my nephew Bioshock on the 360. Why?
- Something to keep him busy during this weekend when he stays over.
- to stop him from sitting around eating my bon-bons.
- there are indeed moments in Bioshock that will scare the **** out of him. That would put a nice smile on my face :naughty:
& i would get him an 12 Month Xbox Live Gold membership:
- in return for my kindness he would have to make me 100 cups of tea
- wash my feet x 1
- mow my lawn x 1
:)
I’d beat my wife over the head with it until she agreed that £46 was a good price for a quad core processor and then she would make me suffer for 6 months by buying masses of clothes to compensate for my spending. And you think I’m joking!! This is how our marriage works.:O_o1:
if i won i would buy!!
myself a shiny new graphics card for my pc as mine is more than a week old so its old hat now
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…
upgrade my dad's aging computer.
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to trade for some better jokes to use in the next “finish this sentence” competition.
If I won, I'd use my £75 voucher to…
“Upgrade” my
Amstrad PPC-640 (circa 1988) with an Atom powered
Mini ITX board. I'd love to see people's faces when it booted up Vista. Although whether I can get it to run off the original design of 10 C-cell batteries is another thing.
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…
Get a 64bit OS to put my 4GB of RAM to good use.
- If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…
Buy a brand new, top notch laptop. No really, I would. Given the amount of time its taking a certain company to deliver a machine I ordered ages ago I could sell it for half its value, put that in the bank, rack up a few centuries of interest and then buy a laptop from someone else. For a reputable company they certainly
invent a lot of excuses…
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to upgrade my PC ready for university
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…
…buy stuff from Advancetec.co.uk
:)
If I won the £75 voucher I would browse the whole site unnecessarily as I'd have a justifiable reason to….. As I'd HAVE to spend the money :)
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…
Buy the most power consuming graphics card money (exactly £75 of money) can buy, and use it in my evil plot to destroy the environment!! Mwahahahahaha!!!!
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to… buy a Logitech diNovo Edge Keyboard. ooohhhh shiny :bowdown:
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to… do what i do every day, try to take over the world.
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…
Buy a spear and start hunting Elmer Fudd… or on the off-chance that Advancetec don't sell spears or know the location of Elmer Fudd (or my second choice, Wabbits!), I would put it towards a 24" monitor for high definition goodness :mrgreen:
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to… Upgrade The Missus' PC. With bits that I no longer needed from my PC for some mysterious reason.
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…
finally get my significant other
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…
buy a more affordable projector for my wii and lan parties at mine!
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…
extend my e-penis
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…
feed the world, bring about world peace, end child poverty and suffering, bring education to the masses and solve the energy crisis by building wind farms everywhere and installing solar panels on all buildings worldwide, thus ending global warming. Oh, and I'd also buy a new HDD for my laptop.
Don't forget, we're giving away a £75 voucher - but hurry, you've only got until September 21st to enter our latest competition.
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If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…
buy £75 of juicy technology!:angst:
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…
roll a fat one.
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…
….make sure I have all the tools required to destroy the competition at GameOn #75, as part of :)
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…
buy a new graphics card since my motherboard just broke and I had to change to a motherboard that only supports PCI-E and I have an AGP 6800GT. :(
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…
…buy a 2nd 500GB SATA drive. My current 250GB drive is almost filled to bursting with my photo and video collection of lawn mowers. My favourite mower (if you can call this little beastie by such a simple term as a mower!) is the AL-KO T850S Bio Combi 32 inch Mulching & Side Discharge Lawn Tractor. What a beauty!! :bowdown:
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…
Buy this awesome P45 OCZ 16GB DDR2 6400 ram set to give my system the hunger it needs this would be a £225 buy , so it makes sense to let me win. lmao. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
This would help me make my system worthy of posting on hexus forums.
McT :rolleyes:
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…
Buy a new headset and DVD-RW Drive since they both decided to packup at the same time :O_o1:
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…
..replace my knackered old PSU with a nice shiny new one, so that I could turn on my beloved PC every day without the constant fear of wondering whether this will finally be the time that it gives up the ghost and explodes in a flaming ball of twisted, smoking metal, taking all my other lovingly-selected components (and quite possibly my kneecaps) with it… Oh the fear…
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…
Swindle my tech-loving housemates out of £65!
If I won, I'd use my £75 voucher to…
buy a new set of speakers
buy a new mouse
buy a new keyboard
buy a new webcam
buy a new joystick
buy a new game pad
buy a new steering wheel
Oh no, I've already got them thanks to Hexus, so I'd put it towards a new processor, more ram, hard drive space or a better graphics card
PeterStoba
If I won, I'd use my £75 voucher to…
buy a new set of speakers
buy a new mouse
buy a new keyboard
buy a new webcam
buy a new joystick
buy a new game pad
buy a new steering wheel
Oh no, I've already got them
If you win this one as well………..
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…
…buy a TV card & some more RAM
If I won, I'd use my £75 voucher to…
Buy several meters of
watercooling tubing, several
telephone extension cables, and a
power supply. I would connect the tubes together, remove the copper wiring from the telephone cables and wrap them around the tubes to create a solenoid magnet. I would then connect the power supply up to the wires and have my own particle accelerator, except this one WOULD destroy the world!:devilish:
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…
…wards my first ever build so motherboard, processor and ram.
or if I chicken out to just replace the hard drive in my pc slowly that is currently going thru a slow death and software to transfer to new hard drive.
If i won, i'd use my £75 voucher to…
buy Infrared Controlled Micro Combat Helicopter / Micro fighter Twin Pack …. and Missile Launcher USB… so that i could be ultra l33t and fly around helicopters wilst shooting them down with my usb missle launchers wilst quoting frazes from Arnie “ Get to the chopper” obviously wilst in tight Camo gear and face paint….. but would looser my g/f haha ha
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…
Buy a new Mother-In-Law………Ooops! Sorry, i meant Motherboard!! lol :mrgreen:
*If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to… *
Support Nvidia in getting a better law team via the purchase of a beastly new gfx card! Because they are gonna need it.. lol :angst:
If I won, I'd use my £75 voucher to buy anything in pure celebration of actually getting round to entering a Hexus competition and making a vow to continue doing so in future.
If I won, I would be really quite pleased!
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…
…upgrade the memory on my laptop with it's mighty 1.6ghz celeron processor, 512mb ram and….vista! ha ha! It took 10 minutes to shut down a couple of days ago :(
or give the laptop to my sister (how kind) and get myself a sapphire 4850 for 50 squids!
i think i've decided! :)
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to give my pc a make over, so now it will atleast look good.
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…
replace my fried mobo :(
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to.. upgrading my pc to help with my plans to take over the world muhahaha!
If I won, I should use my £75 voucher to silence and recase my pc for uni next year
If I won, I would probably use my £75 voucher to get more ram or a tv card.
If I won, I'd use my £75 voucher to…
procure the missing parts for my giant moon based “Laser” (that was laser with hand gesture quote marks) so I could continue melting the north pole in my dastardly attempts to get a better summer weather! Mwahahahahahahaha!
If I won, I'd use my £75 voucher to…
…hire/bribe a writer to come up with a string of witty responses, guaranteeing my victory in the next complete this sentence competition.
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to help the world cure cancer buy buying a quad core and running folding@home!
already got one comp on it could do with the other cranking away
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…
a) bribe another Hexus forum poster to summarise all the previous responses so I didn't repeat any of them
b) pay someone to come up with an opening sentence far, far, far more amenable to witty and amusing responses than “If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…”.
Such as, perhaps, “If I had ebola, the last TV program I would watch would be…” or “when CERN kills us all, I will blame…”
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…..
..somehow justify spending even more money on upgrading my system.
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…
buy £100 worth of PC parts.
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…
… edge a bit further closer to the end of the tunnel that is saying goodbye to single core, socket 478, AGP, IDE and DDR1, or failing that put it towards a new bigger monitor to make all the pr0n biggerz :drool: . Then just find a larger stick in the garden to hit my pc with to keep it going a bit longer. Got to prioritise these things :) .
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…
replace my current xp1700 system
No, wait:
I'd give it back to Advancetec.co becuase their prices are already so reasonable, I'd probably save that amount in only a couple of transactions anyway!
I win. The rest of you can give up now.
Shooty*;1520677
No, wait:
I'd give it back to Advancetec.co becuase their prices are already so reasonable, I'd probably save that amount in only a couple of transactions anyway!
I win. The rest of you can give up now.
Rofl, suck up to them a bit more!
If I won the £75 voucher I would eBay it and give all the money to a local orphanage, all in the name of Advancetec. Those poor children deserve money in the name of a tech company whose reputation is brilliant, services exceptional and prices unbeatable. We are unworthy of the the ground they walk on.
:bowdown:
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to… buy parts for my 400 quid htpc build which has turned into a 600 quid htpc build and is still rising…
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…pay off my phone bill this month! :help:
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to… buy a digital camera so I can take some cool snaps and then go on to win the GeForce 9-series graphics card competition a week later! :D
If i won i would buy some stuff lol
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…
…help update my flatmates pc- three of us in the flat, only 2 rigs that run COD4! you do the maths!
I would spent it on a new mouse.
And with the other £50?
I would buy myself an ati 4870 so I can run Halo at 1 billion frames oer second - every FPS counts you know!!!!
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to…
Buy a second HD 4850 and rub crossfire goodness in the face of those people who claimed that they would actually donate it to a worthy cause. :P
Just a quick reminder everyone, this competition closes this Sunday September 21st at midnight. Still a bit more time to get your entries in…
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to… ..can't believe I've just spent the last hour working out what i would theoretically spend it on but finally decided it would go towards an ATI Radeon HD 4850 512MB and as I'm feeling mentally unstable generous i would then give my 8800gt to my little brother despite the fact he is a right little poo at times :inquisiti
although i wouldn't mind changing my mahoosive 21“crt (my desk is slowly sagging like an old woman's boobies under the weight) for a nice 24” lcd which would have the added bonus of not giving my brother anything except a big grin :mrgreen:
that or i would give it to the website maker for them to improve the rather arcane site navigation :confused:
Ed Omega;1525344
I would buy myself an ati 4870 so I can run Halo at 1 billion frames oer second - every FPS counts you know!!!!
Halo?
Seriously?
The game for people who don't like proper games? The one where you can't run? The one that runs at 1 trillion FPS on a 6600gt at a resolution of 2400 x 1200? THAT halo, yeah?
Wait… hang on… This is one of those threads that's permeated the quantum foam and appeared across several realities in the Brane, isn't it? We're getting people posting from 2002!
Listen, people of the past, this is important: There were NO WMDs! Don't bank with Northern Rock! The new Smashing Pumpkins album is NOT worth the wait!
(edit: i'm ribbing you, Ed ;) )
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to… buy stuff.
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to… get myself an early present :D
If I won, I’d use my £75 voucher to lavishly pay for the Imon Ultrabay for a HTPC build I'm currently constructing slowly plus theres a few other goodies I've seen at AdvanceTec. Ooh all those goodies on their site and for me the recessions come too soon…
Now for winning, I'd like to thank all the judges, AdvanceTec, Hexus and everyone of my fellow Hexites for entering, thank you, without you all it would not have been possible, many thanks again! :mrgreen:
If I don't WIN I'm filing for a divorce…..
There's one lucky winner of a £75 voucher to spend at advancetek.co.uk, it could be you…
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Congratulations, Destroyer :D
Well done Destroyer!!
I thought I may win out of pity:(
Looks like Destroyers gf is up for grabs in the next compo then :laugh:
Well done :mrgreen:
Congratulations Destroyer :)
Cheers… gives me a good excuse to buy a gtx 260 really doesnt it =p… id like to thank my strange mind lol
Congratz Destroyer, now you better buy that gtx260 and give it to me :)
No, you promised the choppers and missile launcher. All in favour of disqualification? :P